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2003-07-27


don't you love spam mail? yes, admit it. you know you do. where would i be without it? still at my first email account, i suppose. which was the first account i ever got and the first account i gave up on after receiving about 50 of those 'useful mail ads' a day. the most annoying thing about them is that you get sucked into the whole thing by signing up for seemingly useful things. and i, like many internet-newbies, didn't know that. so i didn't even know why i got all those mails which means there were huge tits jumping at me each time i opened a mail and i didn't even know why.
now i don't get that much spam mail anymore, only like 3-5 mails a day but it still sucks. and the subjects get more and more exciting. if you take for example the title of this entry...that's the most recent one i got. great, huh?
though i think my faves are the ones that try to approach you directly by using your name. except that they usually get your details by whatever you signed up for and people hardly ever use their real names anymore. so they call me 'liebling'. i can't even begin to describe how funny it is to read something like 'get a larger penis, liebling'. (i'm sure germans will feel for me with this one)

it's almost as funny as that new casting show, star search. things seem to go wrong there all the time. people storming off stage because they lost, a guy winning the quarter final who's called michael wurst (such names really shouldn't exist) and i also just got told that one of the comedians got kicked out because he was in the porn business. funny funny.
but the scariest thing is...talent actually does matter there. i've witnessed a few times already that people have won against others who looked much more like what is considered pretty or beautiful or handsome because they simply put on a better show. i know it's sad that i have to say this but it does surprise me that such things still exist nowadays. i can't imagine britney spears having got her record deal because she's so talented.

dammit, i am watching a tv special about 'how to live like a rockstar' on mtv and bloody hell, i wanna be a rockstar. you can demand EVERYTHING and get away with it. ok, people will think you're whack but who cares? those around you won't tell you. they'll even treat you like you're god. who cares what they really think?
and you get to drive around in a bus that is far better than my own room. in fact it's far better than any place i'll ever live in.

yes, i know...i'm sounding like an idiot. and that's why i'm off to bed now. eight fucking lessons tomorrow. for what?!


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