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at least i'm not pregnant

2003-06-26


this is totally insane. my family has started talking to each other in a language i don't understand. it's called 'medicalian'. i know that my mom has to take some medication now and i know my grandpa has been taking some for years. but they really started having long talks about which is better and what to tell the doctor and if they should try and exchange painkillers and whatnot. and they remember the name of every single kind of medication!!!! i can't remember anything that goes beyong aspirin. hardly anyone goes into a phamarcy and says "give me a pack of those farmatrapneumitadoidblabla"! you just say "i need a pack of painkillers/something for my throat/whatever". but they know the names and they use them frequently.
also, they started talking about 'their' doctor like she was some sort of new family member. "did you know she re-decorated the rooms?" "no, but isn't she going to turkey for her holidays next week?" "no, she's only closing for a day because she has to check something about the computer system. she'll go on holiday in september." HELLO?! wtf? what happened and where was i when it did? i mean, it even seems like they're looking out for some sort of pain/problems so they can go there again. ok, my mom has to go for check-ups frequently anyway so she needn't bother. but my grandpa's constantly complaining about little things "my little finger's itching. i think i'll go down to her tomorrow."

anyway...the bestest thing ever happened: jacqueline is pregnant!!
haha. stupid cunt. she had this feeling on monday already, then went to see a doctor on tuesday and yesterday she told us she was pregnant. fifth week. which means we'll get rid of her soon. she has the chance to finish her apprenticeship but we're all sure she won't. she is such an idiot. never used any contraception. though she wasn't sure if she wanted a baby. and she has debts up to her nose and hardly any support from anyone. so i really don't pity her. especially because she's such a bitch.
yesterday, after school annette and i went to mcdonald's and 'celebrated'. we laughed at her stupidness and made fun of her. and when i got home, i actually immediately opened a bottle of smirnoff to celebrate. i don't know, it's just so...unbelievable. like a prophecy fulfilling itself really because you expect people like her to get in such situations.

apart from that i am wondering what i should do about our 'favourite' teacher. we had him for the first time in this school period today and we hadn't even seen him for months. yet, the first thing he said was that we're still evil brats and that he talked to our big boss this week already. and he really said it before even saying hello. i am not willing to go to his lessons anymore as this is so out of order. also he's been threatening us with several things all the time. i don't want to be treated like that. so i'm thinking about skipping the first two lessons tomorrow and afterwards going to find our class teacher to talk to her. but that might get me into trouble again, too.
this is so weird. things at school are slowly getting better. the monkey's aren't as annoying as they used to be, i've even had some decent talks with some of them lately. and most of the teachers are more than cool, too. but, of course, now this wanker has to go bonkers. this is...insane!

but hey, at least i'm not pregnant! *evil cackle*


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